American League MVP
James: Carl Crawford (Red Sox)
Gweedo: Adrian Gonzalez (Red Sox)
Wegs: Joe Mauer (Twins)
National League MVP
Gweedo: Prince Fielder (Brewers)
Wegs: Carlos Gonzales (Rockies)
Gweedo: Justin Verlander (Tigers)
Wegs: Brett Anderson (Athletics)
Turtle: Francisco Liriano (Twins)
Winks: Felix Hernandez (Mariners)
National League Cy Young
Gweedo: Roy Halladay (Phillies)
Wegs: Roy Halladay (Phillies)
Turtle: Josh Johnson (Marlins)
American League Manager of the Year
James: Terry Francona (Red Sox)
Gweedo: Ozzie Guillen (White Sox)
Wegs: Bob Geren (Athletics)
Turtle: Mike Scioscia (Angels)
Gweedo: Bud Black (Padres)
Wegs: Fredi Gonzalez (Braves)
Turtle: Mike Quade (Cubs)
Winks: Ron Roenicke (Brewers)
James: Red Sox over Phillies
Gweedo: Red Sox over Phillies
Wegs: Red Sox over Rockies
Turtle: Phillies over Twins
The Red Sox and Phillies are wicked FACKED!
I couldn't give the Yankees a playoff spot with this rotation. They'll have to trade for AT LEAST one arm and even that won't guarantee the Wild Card for them...plus Alex Rodriguez is King Douche.
I don't think that the Brewers get the Wild Card this year. Either they are going to be the team that we are hoping they are, or they're going to get lost in the shuffle. Therefore, because I'm a homer, they have to win the Central to make the playoffs. I'm high-ish on the Braves, so they get the Wild Card spot.
And there you have it, now, shoot holes in it and tell us how ridiculous or overly conservative it is or how we're nay-sayers or how much you like my hair cut.