On Cubs fans at Miller Park:
"Plush heard Cubs fans cross the border like mouth-breathing hordes sweeping across the moors, eager to berate and blaspheme."
"That they act with a belligerence befitting a team that has won a World Series more recently than the year the first Model T was produced."
"Tony Plush may be new, but he knows good from bad, right from wrong. Plush is a gourmand, but tonight he will feast on goat."
On Manny Ramirez:
"Tony Plush doesn’t want to steal Manny’s thunder, but he is announcing right now that he will retire as a Brewer in 2021. Possibly ’22."
On his defensive skills:
"I asked Coach Roenicke if he would let me play all three outfield positions by myself next inning. His response: 'We'll see.'"
On everyone's favorite douchebag:
"@WitradoSN You shouldn't have left. I could have been your muse."
And finally on Ron Roenicke suspending him from tweeting during games:
"Plush must accept the suspension like a gentleman and come back strong tomorrow. Now, he has to go practice hitting triples. #Plushdamentals"
Now go join Plush Nation, trust me, you won't regret it.