Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Worst Soundtrack Ever, For Sure

Last year was the first time in like ten years that I didn't buy the new Madden game, a decision that was 95% based on the fact that Brent Favre was on the cover. This year though, I may have to skip out on the purchase again based on this horrendous looking soundtrack:

2Pac - Can't C Me
Airbourne - Heads Are Gonna Roll
Alice In Chains - Them Bones
B.o.B - Created A Monster
Bang Camaro - Revolution
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Cypress Hill - Get ‘Em Up
Helmet - Unsung
Iron Maiden - Aces High
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Kid Rock - I Am The Bullgod
Killswitch Engage - Reckoning
Korn - Blind
Mastodon - Divinations
Nas feat. Puff Daddy - Hate Me Now
Nirvana - Breed
Pantera - Walk
Public Enemy - Shut Em Down
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio
Set Your Goals - Gaia Bleeds (Make Way for Man)
Slipknot - Duality
System Of A Down - Sugar
The Vanity Plan - Before I Die
Young Dre The Truth - Cheah Beah

Now, not liking a soundtrack isn't any reason not to buy a game, but the Madden soundtrack is kind of held to a different standard. One, because it's been a launching pad for bands in the past and two, because most of the time I play Madden I'm making trades or simming through seasons, so I hear the soundtrack quite a bit. Quite frankly, people care about the Madden Soundtrack.

Slipknot, System of a Down, Pantera, Korn, Alice in Chains, and Black Sabbath? I am a guy that likes almost anything for music, but one genre I can't stand is "Angry Weightlifter Rock". All these bands sound the same, are too aggressive for my liking, and basically suck. Oh, and I hate 2Pac too.

Looks like I'll be playing a lot of Madden this year, only with the volume on mute.


Cardsfan9 said...

Finally you agree with me about the Brewers not being a worth canadate for the playoffs and realize that they suck plus a few here and there. and If you dont like that music then you must be stuck on the Spice Girls and NSync casue that soundtrack is pretty damn good. You probably never played football so you wouldnt really know what kind of music football music is.

Winks said...

Okay, I don't really know what your agenda is here, but feel free to continue if that's what you need to do.

I've already agreed with you about the Brewers, so I'm willing to make amends. However, if you really want to debate with me the merits of a shitty fucking band like Slipknot, then I'm afraid this thing might get dragged out for awhile.

Good luck.

Arnold Darkshner said...

hey cardsfan9. I am pretty sure i have never read a line as gay as..."You probably never played football so you wouldnt really know what kind of music football music is." d-bag. just keep shootin roids and lifting in your parents basement, the Rams will call soon.

1st Team All World said...

Haha, cardsfan9..... What a joke. Anybody who has played football and was actually pumped up by that kind of music usually were the guys that only saw action in the 4th quarter.
Everybody I've ever known who has liked that shit music was a wiener of kid who was anti-social, or a steroid popping meathead with zero football skill.
If you need double base drums and low pitched screaming to get pumped up to play football...you probably should do something else, like learn how talk to girls.

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