Friday, July 24, 2009

Why Your Stadium Sucks: Miller Park

Deadspin has a weekly feature right now called "Why Your Stadium Sucks", and I was kind of hoping they would gloss over Miller Park altogether. But unfortunately, that would not be the case, as this week it was our very own home of the Brewers that was put under the microscope.

I love Miller Park so much, as it's in a neck-and-neck race with Lambeau Field for the place I want to be buried. However, if there is anything wrong with this park, it's the insane level of bandwagon fans (and nine dollar Rum and Cokes). I mean, most of us know what we're doing there, but some of you... yikes. There's only so many times you can cheer for a fly ball like it's a home run. Best line of the article: "God created the Earth in six days. He created Brewers fans in 2001."

Don't get me wrong, I love the Brewers, and I love Miller Park, and I love most of our fans. But some of us are just Cubs fans hidden in Ryan Braun jersey shirts. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm still bitter at the guy that ruined my chances at love with a girl wearing bunny ears the last time I was at Miller Park, when he kicked her out of her seat. Isn't that really the whole point of this blog anyways, to use sports as a way to secretly bitch about girls?


Andy said...

Notice how this entire article is nothing about Miller Park itself?

Brad Silvers said...

That's because the park is awesome, it's some of the fans that are dbags. Funny stuff though.

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