Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Cancel My Plans to Steal From Noah Herron

Ever thought it'd be a good idea to break into someone's house and steal a bunch of their belongings? Well, if you are planning on doing so anytime soon, make sure you're not going after Noah Herron.

According to the Brown County Sheriff's Department, Herron called police at 11:19pm Friday after hearing glass shattered in his home (this confirms there isn't much to do in Green Bay on a Friday night). An unknown amount of people had entered his home, but one unlucky would-be robber was beaten by a bedpost at the hands of Herron. A bedpost! That's badass. The suspect was taken to the hospital, and other person was arrested outside. Herron escaped the ordeal without any injuries.

All I can say is we need to get this guy a nickname. Maybe something simple like "Smash" or "Clubber". Something like Hammerin' Herron would work here as well. The one I'm going with though, and I hope you support me in this, is The Postman.


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